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Description: In for a penny, in for a pound.

Description: She was the ruler of Mercia, the defeater of Danes and the ultimate boss bitch.

Description: Hail to the King.

Description: King Penda, the last of the Pagan Anglo Saxon Kings, seeks members for his warband.

Description: And sometimes your sources involve illustrations of women riding giant flying penises. For reasons.

Description: I mean. Just look at this illuminated manuscript. Elegant!

Description: That's right... that's a medieval illustration of nuns harvesting dicks from the dick tree. Like you do.

Description: She's knocking down walls... are you?

Description: Damn near everything in Anglo Saxon medicine involved horse dung. Show your support for natural, gluten-free, artisanal cures!

Description: Fashion has always been a thing. And before the hipsters, there were the Vikings... and English clergy were quite concerned about how trendy those tall freshly bathed Scandanavians were.

Description: Boudica, the mascot of The British History Podcast, nearly ejected the Romans from the island. And after she marched, London was never the same.

Description: Boudica, the mascot of The British History Podcast, nearly ejected the Romans from the island. And after she marched, London was never the same.

Description: Warrior Queen, London Wrecker, and mascot of the BHP.

Description: The Heptarchy was a rough and tumble period of British history. Show your support for Penda and his Mercian warriors.

Description: The Classic BHP mascot from 2011. He's out there popularizing beards and building walls. And I know. Walls. But in my defense, it was 2011. How the hell could I have predicted what was to come?

Description: The BHP logo. Just for you!